Apparently this is the part where I'm supposed to say something witty. Unfortunately, my wits have all taken a vacation, and when I asked one or two of them to come back for a moment, they emailed me a picture of a giant middle finger. Hi. Also. The space to the right is for rent if anyone is interested in purchasing an area of internet real estate that will never be viewed by anyone ever. Hi.
Lateral riddles are AWESOME!!! I mean, um, there's a dead lateral riddle hanging in a room with a puddle of water and it only takes the elevator up to the seventh floor, but it lives on the tenth. WHY?!?!?!
posted by Ryan @ 7:50 PM
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Once there were seven ravens sitting on a fence. An insane cannibal came dashing up to them frantically and asked for directions to the school that his favorite daughter attended, to which the third raven from the left replied, "Caw." This was followed by unanimous votes of Caw from ravens top-of-fencepost and first-on-the-right. The insane cannibal then brandished a military surplus catalog in their general direction, which greatly offended ravens three and four. These two flew away promptly, while the raven third from the left pretended (or perhaps not) to search for some stray bit of effluence behind its wing. This was followed by a reiteration of Caw from first-on-the-right. Shortly thereafter, said raven was given quite a slap from the broad side of an earlier referenced periodical work of nonfiction. This caused the remaining ravens, including the offendee, to vacate the scene. The insane cannibal then proceeded to climb the career ladder into a stagnant middle management position.
posted by Ryan @ 4:53 PM
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