Apparently this is the part where I'm supposed to say something witty. Unfortunately, my wits have all taken a vacation, and when I asked one or two of them to come back for a moment, they emailed me a picture of a giant middle finger. Hi. Also. The space to the right is for rent if anyone is interested in purchasing an area of internet real estate that will never be viewed by anyone ever. Hi.
Lateral riddles are AWESOME!!! I mean, um, there's a dead lateral riddle hanging in a room with a puddle of water and it only takes the elevator up to the seventh floor, but it lives on the tenth. WHY?!?!?!
posted by Ryan @ 7:50 PM
2 Comments:
Because the bus driver is female. Ask a hard one next time.
Thanks Music4all!!!
I'm a spam lover, and when I read your spam I became so aroused that I was forced to visit the emergency room! They told me I was suffering from a condition known as priapism, and would be forced to undergo intense physical therapy. But I was so excited about your spam that I didn't even care!
By the way, I don't know if you've heard about http://www.claycotton.com, but I'd sell my wife and children away just to continue viewing that website all day long, every single day of my life! I'm also a hot single 18 year old female, so I'm sure you'll love it too!
- Ryan
P.S. I hope you enjoy the following phrases:
Shut up
I hate you
Go away forever
I'm going to kill you
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