Word to your bird straight Peaches n' Herb.

I have officially fallen off the face of the earth.

On the way out I collided with Mercury and then ricocheted all the way back out to the vicinity of Neptune or something. Man, I do not know how to spell ricocheted. That is bunk. So listen, everyone, I just would like for all people to know that I miss you tons and hopefully I will get to drop most of you a line sooner as opposed to the opposite of sooner which is well known to be later. P.S. Is Frishy back yet? I miss him double. Coheed is my old/new inspiration to rock your face, which with the help of my good friend Jophinius I will hopefully be doing quite soon. We have written one song which will simply be called Doctor & Lawyer Theme Song that is like mindblowing with its amazingness. The lyrics go:
Doctor and lawyer
Talkin' to each other
Today I killed a patient
Theme song!
Doctor and lawyer
Talkin' to each other
Today I freed a killer
Theme song!
Haha, I am so kidding you about that. But yes we did make up that song at work yesterday and I think it has real potential. I am still trying to explain to Joe that it was an accident when I hit him between the eyes with a golf ball sized rock. Sometimes when you are exhausted under the blazing heat, you do not think, you just throw. He is good about listening to reason and he said that he will consider that it might have been an accident when he is done punching me in the arm until it breaks. Also, I think that maybe he has a rock magnet in his face and he just does not know about it because his father works for the Jewish mafia. It is well known that the Jewish mafia will leave a rock magnet in you for quite some time without your knowledge. Also they will bash your face side into a lit menorah and in the empty temple no one will hear your screams as you are assaulted by a vicious Rabbi-impersonator with large hands and feet.

Do not cross the Jewish mafia.