This is one for the coin-flippers

I am having one of these days that makes other days seem full of cheer and happiness even if those other days were in fact really stupidlike and not enjoyable. Today sucks. If anyone is skilled in the fine art of kicking me in the brain stem until I fall into a deep coma, you may commence the kickery at once. Another item of note is that if you mumble something under your breath at me today I am going to smash your mind in with a ball of yarn that some kittens would enjoy utilizing.

• One movie that is really quite awesome is Equilibrium. This man, see, he has these pistols, and he can do very lovely things with them. Like shoot over 1,000 folks in just over 93 milliseconds. If you like movies that are well-made and well-acted and underrated and have gun battle scenes that actually make you pee a little with excitement, you should barter with your neighbor until he or she agrees to swap ownership of your automobile for his/her copy of this movie. Yes, your neighbor owns it. EVERYONE owns this movie because it is incredible (except for like eight people in the whole universe). As an added bonus, this movie is Jesus-approved and will earn you 30 Salvation points. Do not turn in a false claim, though. You will be smited with holy retribution repeatedly as you are forced to recite the Ten Commandments for several hours in a row. (Also, do not ever try to rob your local pharmacy. That makes Jesus hell of pissed!!!)
• The recover post feature rocks my socks.
• What do you get when you fall in love? Elvis Costello would like you to know that you get a guy/girl with a pin to burst your bubble (depending on your preference). Why is Elvis Costello such a damn genius, anyways.

Today is one of those days in which I am going to dig myself a small hole in the dirt and mud and construct The Great Wall of Shut The Hell Up around myself. It is not visible from space.